Logan's Movie Awards 2003

Once again Dear readers, the veritable Horror Meister and Martial Arts buff affords his occasionally irreverent, but honest and generally lighter hearted set of Movie awards from the "dark side". This is my spin on this years; good, bad, indifferent and downright awful.
These aren't your usual run of the mill movie award and they certainly aren't the "Oscars". These are the "Skullys". There are NO speeches and NO Michael Moore, so let the frivolities commence...

Top of Page Category: Best Comic book adaptation

Winner: Hulk


Top of Page Category: The Worst Comic book adaptation

Winner: Dare Devil
(The upcoming release of an extended version is unlikely to improve it!)

Top of Page Category: Most innovative fight choreography

Winner: Equilibrium
(The Gun-Kata was a superb concept and visually excellent!)


Top of Page Category: The "IKEA" award for a Good idea poorly put together

Winner: Underworld

Top of Page Category: Best Foreign Film

Winner: Dark Water

Top of Page Category: "Overkill" award - For excessive explosions, gun fights and car chases

Winner: Bad Boys 2


Top of Page Category: Best CGI character

Winner: The Hulk


Top of Page Category: Dissappointment of the year - AKA the "ergo... prophecy... pretentious waffle... make it up as we go because you have made the choice" award

Winner: The Matrix Reloaded


Top of Page Category: The "About Bloomin' time" award for a DVD release

Winner: The Indiana Jones Box Set


Top of Page Category: Worst sequel

Winner: Final Destination 2


Top of Page Category: Best Reason to sleep with a light on

Winner: Darkness Falls


Top of Page Category: Best Special Edition DVD's

Winners: Hulk - Special Edition set
The Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers - Extended Edition

Top of Page Category: Cheesiest line award

Winner: The Tuxedo "Aqua La Vista Baby!"

Top of Page Category: Best Line

Winner: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Norrington: "You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of!"
Jack Sparrow: "Ah, but you HAVE heard of me!"

Top of Page Category: Worst Line

Winner: Gigli "It's turkey time"

Top of Page Category: "Either like it or you don't award" Not a bad film but has a niche audience

Winner: Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever


Top of Page Category: "Sick of seeing you award" For being a vaccuous cretin who has appeared in pretty much everything this year!

Winner: Colin Farrell

Top of Page Category: "The Sick Puppy" award - for sickest and most gratuitous violence on screen

Winner: Ichi the Killer


Top of Page Category: "The Seen it all done better before" award


Winner: The Transporter
(For copying Jackie Chan, Jet Li and Taxi movies)


Top of Page Category: Most insane Horror / Action experience of the year

Winner: Versus


Top of Page Category: Most pointless and needless set piece to a film

Winner: The Matrix Reloaded
(For the stompy dance number / orgy scene)

Top of Page Category: Most chilling use of a website

Winner: Fear Dot Com

Top of Page Category: The silliest character voice

Winner: Underworld (For the character called "Razer")

Top of Page Category: "The Prize fight Award" - For the most eagerly awaited showdown / fight of prominent movie characters

Winner: Freddy Vs Jason


Top of Page Category: The "Yet another dumb teen bodyswap with parent movie"

Winner: Freaky Friday

Top of Page Category: Best TV Series' DVD Release

Winner: Babylon 5 - Season 3


Top of Page Category: The half baked award - Boldly going nowhere with half a plot

Winner: Star Trek: Nemesis
(Also includes the most unconvincing clone award)

Top of Page Category: "The Chinese Whispers" award - or Not as bad as you might have heard

Winner: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen


Top of Page Category: "The Ben Affleck award for Career suicide"

Winner: Gigli

Top of Page Category: Best "Official" movie related website

Winner: Van Helsing

Top of Page Category: "Most unthrilling and pretentious Sci-Fi thriller of the year"

Winner: Signs

In closing this years event we would like to point out that No gnarled, beardy former Iraqi dictators were caught or harmed in the making of this event. But we might know where you could pick up some wepons of mass destruction going cheap ;)

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